QUESTIONS 2005 / ANSWERS 2008
WHAT WILL I MISS?
WHAT WILL I MISS?
YOU WILL MISS THE MARRIAGE, YOU WILL MISS THE GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR THE OTHER ONE WHICH IS HARDER
WHY DO I SPEAK STRANGELY WHEN I DRINK GIN?
BECAUSE THE GIN PUTS A CLOWN IN YOUR MOUTH
WHAT MAKES THE G IN GIN SOUND SOFT?
A COUNTRY IN AN AGE AND THEN A TRADE ROUTE
HOW LONG DID THE THOUGHT OF ME LINGER?
HALF A SECOND
WHY ISN'T SKIN MORE LIKE ARMOUR?
BECAUSE THEN WE'D BE REALLY FUCKING SAD
DO I LOOK BETTER WITH A BEARD?
NO
WHAT DO MY INSIDES LOOK LIKE?
GROSS
WILL I EVER HAVE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE?
YOU'RE HAVING ONE NOW
CAN TELEVISION DESTROY LIVING?
EVERYTHING DESTROYS EVERYTHING, AND IT’S FUN, REMEMBER THE BALL POND WHEN YOU WERE KIDS
DO I HAVE NICE HANDS?
YOU HAVE NICE HANDS
WHAT DID I FEEL GUILT FOR TODAY?
THINKING OBVIOUS, SHALLOW THINGS ABOUT LOVE.
WHEN WILL I BE RECOGNISED BY A STRANGER?
YOU HAVE BEEN
AND COULD YOU CALL THAT LOVE?
YOU DID
WHAT DOES THE HOUSE LOOK LIKE WHEN I AM GONE?
FULL
IS THERE A FOREST NEARBY WHERE WE CAN WALK?
YOU KNOW THERE IS, LOVE, LET ME SHOW YOU
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Brilliant. Especially the next to last Q and A and the bit about the gin.
ReplyDelete(Btw, glad you turned the comments on. Although viddying all this white is bad for the glazzies.)